Greedy Yo Mama Jokes | Yo Mama Jokes Central
Get rich with laughter with Greedy Yo Mama Jokes! This category is dedicated to jokes that playfully exaggerate "Yo Mama's" insatiable greed and love of money. If you're ready for jokes about comical avarice and financial fixations, explore this collection!
GREEDY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's greedy, she'd hoard good karma if she could bottle it.
GREEDY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's stingy, she squeezes pennies until they beg for mercy.
GREEDY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama’s so greedy, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
GREEDY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama’s so hungry, she created a Gmail account just so she could get the spam.
GREEDY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's selfish, she'd steal happiness from a unicorn and then complain it wasn't purebred.
GREEDY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama’s so hungry, when she went to KFC and the cashier asked what size bucket she wanted, she said, « The one on the roof! »
GREEDY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's so greedy, she steals change from the wishing well.
GREEDY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's so greedy, she took candy from a baby and sold it for a profit.
GREEDY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's so greedy, she charges interest on borrowed gum.
GREEDY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's so greedy, she'd sell the Alphabet to Zebras for a dollar, just to save one cent on vowels!
GREEDY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama’s so greedy, she tried to copyright the color gold
GREEDY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama’s so greedy, she tried to negotiate a finder's fee for her own lost dentures
GREEDY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's so greedy, she tries to sell sunsets for a profit, saying they're just untapped real estate!